Whoa, Bush Wasn't a Cowboy?

Well, yeehaw, what do you know, folks? Bush is selling the Crawford Ranch. You know, the one he bought just before the election in August 1999 (just one darn year prior to the election of 2000). The sale of this temporary shooting location for brush clearing should be a reminder to those of you that voted for him that you fell for the Republican siren song that every Democrat is elite, out of touch, all about government largesse, and embodies evil within government, unlike this great commoner. Yeehaw. Really, it was the incompetent and overprivileged guy that you voted for.

Somehow, this ranch was just another symbol of that down home brush clearing kind of guy that you wanted. You can, however, blame your mistake on something else. Repeat after me, "Fox News is not a legitimate news source", and you might fell better about yourselves.

Also, thanks for coming around this election. Another four years of that drivel and everyone would have moved to Canada. Cheers to major change.

Here's an interesting note, Bush's new neighborhood is called "Preston Hollow". And here is a much clearer picture of what kind of person Bush really is:

''Until 2000, the neighborhood association's covenant said only white people were allowed to live there, though an exception was made for servants. The document, enacted in 1956, reads:

"Said property shall be used and occupied by white persons only except these covenants shall not prevent occupancy by domestic servants of different race or nationality in the employ of a tenant."''

Following his administration's "hands off" attitude towards financial industry regulations and the resulting credit and real estate mess, he must be getting a real deal on it.